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Ten Things You’ll Never See a Meteor Hit
Meteors have shitty aim. Actually no aim. Is it any wonder the only thing they can hit is something the size of Russia? Here’s ten things you’ll never see one of them hit. 1. Your dog while playing...
View ArticleRewritten Headlines: HIV Cure to Michael Hayden
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View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Nut Rage to Chocolate Rain
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View ArticleTwitter in Focus: Dean Norris
Hey Bros! Welcome to Twitter in Focus where media comes to die! Today’s contestant, actor Dean Norris, who you probably remember as Walter White’s brother-in-law. Let’s see what he’s tweeting....
View ArticleRewritten Headlines: Taxi Dog to Polar Bear Prank
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View ArticleJoe Biden Joins Antifa
It was bound to happen eventually. I hope Antifa can schedule their riots before 4:30 in the afternoon. #JoeBiden #Antifa #comedysketch The Pineys Book 4! The Pineys Books 1-3: Wokeistan: A Novel:...
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